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Challenges the world is presenting. they always claim we need to ramp up military spending. what mitt romney is doing now is strict out of the george w. bush campaign and the ronald reagan campaign. and what president obama said about it last night is pretty much straight out of this book. in making the point that it is pointless to compare individual budget items in the defense department budget over time, like, say, the number of ships in 1916 versus the number of ships today, al franken, then still a comedy writer, produced a graph comparing the defense budgets of abraham lincoln and ronald...

surface. i have a high falsetto. i'm hairless, completely hairless, my body. i'm aerodynamic. there's nothing i can't do. >> what is the genuinely weirdest thing about you that nobody knows? >> wow, that's a good one. the weirdest thing about me that nobody knows. i can be amusing at times. it seems to have escaped people's notice. >> you don't do many interviews. >> you d ert?3 %many interviews. >> yfon ar ecrdthki? i'm third from the top, fourth from the bottom. so i have two older brothers, two younger sisters and a younger brother. >> what do they make of being related so closely...

hold back. >> that's the dumbest thing anyone has ever said to me, piers, and i mean that in the nightest way. and the question i just had to skrks how many times has he been properly in love. >> i'm just going to give you the answers that are going to make it all okay. don't screw with this, okay? >> this is "piers morgan tonight." cona o'brien is very tall, he's very talented, he's very irish and perhaps the funniest man with red hair on the entire plan planet. he's also an ordained minister. he hosts his own late-night show on tv. you are a man of many talents, aren't you? >> ...

don't screw with this, okay? >> this is "piers morgan tonight." cona o'brien is very tall, he's very talented, he's very irish and perhaps the funniest man with red hair on the entire planet. he's also an ordained minister. he hosts his own late-night show on tv. you are a man of many talents, aren't you? >> yes, i am. thank you for noticing that. you didn't even scratch the surface. i have a high falsetto. i'm hairless, completely hairless, my body. i'm aerodynamic. there's nothing i can't do. >> what is the genuinely weirdest thing about you that nobody knows? >> wow, that's a go...

the house of representatives has already scheduled a vote to repeal health care reform next week. and senate republicans have pledged to repeal it if they take back the senate this fall. the conservative base is firmly aligned against the health care law. mitt romney is campaigning on a pledge to repeal and replace. just look at the sign on his podium. over the weekend, senate minority leader mitch mcconnell was dismissive when he was asked, what happens after repeal? what would his party do about the 30 million uninsured americans? >> that is not the issue. the question is how can y...