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Duck. flock together at cutethingsfallingasleep.org. it was dreamed up by this california comedy writer. >> we call it the head bob jerks themselves awake. it's universally funny. >> reporter: he rates it on a one to five video for cuteness and he has yet to give a perfect five for cuteness scored a five for sleepiness for keeling over. >> you get cuteness points if you fall asleep on something. >> reporter: a table or a rung of a chair and better if your head falls off something. preferably over and over and over again. what you won't see on the site are adult, humans, no vice president dozin...

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>> so white house press secretary sarah huckabee sanders call bee's language vile and vicious and said executives at tbs and corporate parent time warner, which is cnn's parent as well, must demonstrate that such explicit profanity about female members of this administration will not be condoned. bee soon thereafter offered up her apology on twitter. i would like to sincerely apologize to ivanka trump and to my viewers for using an expletive on my show to describe her last night. it was inappropriate and inexcusable. i crossed a line and deeply regret it. given that the president himself used ...

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Everyone in the chest basically you're saying. >> look, if that's the violent metaphor you'd like for a couple of barbs, sure, fine. but, yeah, i'm more fascinated by what trump's going to do. >> i know. >> when he gets up there. what is this guy -- he's not exactly going to -- i don't know. i have one little theory, you saw earlier today that some, you know, some incompetent goon put out a press release that accidentally included the language he wasn't going to use. >> right. right. the alternate. yeah. >> i have this feeling that those are jokes that he stuck in his speech that he took out f...