Detailed text transcripts for TV channel - FOXNEWS - 20110415:07:48:00
>> well, thank you so much for bringing -- you know, you brought much joy to slightly overweight men on their couches dozing in and out of an alcoholic stuper into the we hours of monday. >> thank you for filling my time when i am busy not having a girlfriend. i appreciate that. >> that's about 32 years, by the way. >> let me tell you, some women didn't like us. some women may still not like us. in our first year we were named in a divorce suit in texas. >> our lawyer went, oh my god, we are going out of business. our pr lady said, this is great. we are getting tons of money. >> "red eye" caus...