When someone tells you who they are, believe them the first time. ThisÂ
very potent, Absolut-based slushy has a lot going on: Tropical fruit? Check. Vanilla? Check. Baking spices? Check. Grenadine? You get the idea. Somehow it all comes together, delivering a real bang for your buck (three of these could flatten the middleweights among us) at a very reasonable $8. Non-slushy-related tip: if you start with a Slurricane and want to branch out, weâre all in on Bit Houseâs pandan old-fashioned.
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Eem s Jesus & Tequila
Eem comes through in the boozy slushy category (blushy? is this a thing?) with a double drop of cool and icy thirst quenchers. Most popularâat least judging by how often it seems to sell out and this reviewerâs personal favoriteâis the Jesus & Tequilaâsmoky mezcal softened by lime fro-yo with an extra citrus kick and barely-there bitterness from curaçao. Itâs a meal in itself. Meanwhile, the Mango Blaze is a lighter, z