SAUSAGE LIFE 173
Are you an ex-Catholic out of work actor able to channel their inner post-confessional child? Can you still recite three Hail Marys, two Our Fathers and a Glory Be in ten seconds flat without glowing redder than the bottom of a red-bottomed baboon? Have you dumped your superfluous conscience in order to milk the cash cow of commercial radio? Do you possess a speaking voice which could smelt iron ore with its well-modulated smug certainty? If you have the ability to talk to potential adult customers as though they were distracted 7-year-olds with learning difficulties, are able to veer...