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'What kind of moron would ever try to commit a crime with a rimfire Ruger No. 1? You have to reload me after EVERY. SINGLE. SHOT.'

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Dear Diary … As we sit here this morning … not being billionaires because apparently we can’t be the lucky schmuck who wins the lottery .. I just gotta declare on behalf of all of us … C’mon man … I ain’t askin’ for much! By the way … If you want tips on how to win the lottery, just remember that you gotta buy your ticket from the crappiest and scariest convenience store … in Michigan. Because that’s where the winner always seems to happen. You also gotta be weird lookin’ … probably wear thing

Dear Diary … Last week I made a declaration in the house … we … are going to have … more healthy snack options! If I’m being honest, I may have just had a little bit of a hissy fit with the kids over their snacks, but I was sick of it. Dang kids will go thru a box Cheezits in a day … bag of Takis in like an hour. Shoot we bought a bag of these peanut butter chocolate things … gone in less than 24 hours. I looked at the package … ten servings. TEN! And while I disagree with those dumb serving s

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