Keep Them from Sex: A Demon's Plea for Abstinence
Satan would have the unwed obsess about sex. But for husbands and wives, he may employ a different strategy: the Marital Abstinence Program.
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Satan would have the unwed obsess about sex. But for husbands and wives, he may employ a different strategy: the Marital Abstinence Program.
Regretfully, I have received your last letter. Centuries serving his Lowliness â lifetimes damning souls and training young devils â and yet you still find ways to surprise me. Are you or are you not but one soul away from active duty, from wearing our legionâs darkest colors on the frontlines? If so, what should I expect to find you consumed with? Trapping? Spoiling? Sabotaging? Or, should I â with so much at stake â expect to find you playing with your food like a human child, giggling girlishly about? You have not tasted any meat pierced with your own spear, yet ...