Future Darkly: Pandemic
Critical Rating: AAAA 1/2 Four pandemic-themed erotic featurettes. After a moment of reverie with an online serenity guru, Scarlit Scandal is summoned by text messages: "Hubby//Can you help me, honey?/I have to pee so bad." She suits up: grey sweats, goggles, paper mask, transparent face shield, earplugs, pink rubber gloves. The camera does a slow ominous truck toward a door with an OSHA-style NOTICE MEDICAL ISOLATION sign as Scandal comes out with a tray of barely-eaten food, the ominous sound of chest-heaving coughing behind her. She scrapes the food into a red hazmat bag and scrubs the d...