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>> stephen: tonight, my super pac is under attack from congress. if i can hold on for just four more days, their work year will be over. (laughter) then, a new sport takes america by storm and it will be really popular once an asian guy is good at it. (laughter) and my guest, robert kagan, advises romney on foreign policy. he helps mitt remember which countries he has bank accounts in. (laughter) it's fat tuesday-- or, as americans call it, tuesday. this is "the colbert report." captioning sponsored by comedy central ( theme song playing ) ( cheers and applause ) (cheers and applause...

khrapb(crowd chanting "stephen". (cheers and applause) thank you! thank you stpwh-frpblgt thank you so much. you know, folks, folks, when you are chanting my name like that, you make me feel like dorothy in munchkinland. (laughter) nation, i know america has taken some licks. but despite president obama's best efforts to keep us down, we are now officially back on top, baby! doing what we do best-- punching european royalty. (laughter) jim? >> the prince of monocorps was briefly hospitalized after a brawl at a new york city nightclub. he and his playboy pals apparently got a beatdown...

(cheers and applause). >> stephen: welcome to "the report." thank you for joining us. khrapb(crowd chanting "stephen". (cheers and applause) thank you! thank you stpwh-frpblgt thank you so much. you know, folks, folks, when you are chanting my name like that, you make me feel like dorothy in munchkinland. (laughter) nation, i know america has taken some licks. but despite president obama's best efforts to keep us down, we are now officially back on top, baby! doing what we do best-- punching european royalty. (laughter) jim? >> the prince of monocorps was briefly hospitalized after a...