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How much coffee are you fellows. going to need today? three...four cups? [dumbfounded] well, we... doesn't last long does it? listen. 5-hour energy lasts a whole lot of hours. so you can get a lot done without refills. it's packed with b-vitamins and nutrients to make it last. so don't just stand there holding your lattes, boys. make your move. we'll take the 5-hour energy. smart move. 5-hour energy. hours and hours of energy. ♪ ♪ >> neil: well, you've heard him, you loved him and laughed with him and at him. to you, to you, my buddy here dion is just that guy. the dude who helps promote f...

Help dion hold on to that way out of his league wife to be? then it hit me. >> ♪ when the moon hits your eye ♪ ♪ like a big pizza pie ♪ that's amore >> neil: yes, just like that. pizza pie amore! i am amore! i am the editor of amore. and more, i know the words of amore, sadly my friend dion does not. sure, he is very good at finding the words to get you to keep watching me. truth be told. hard-working dion is not hot at finding the right words to keep his wonderful fiancee always watching him. on this count, dio? a loser. complete and total loser. dion, i am here to help, because i kno...

Magic line number eight. chick flicks, i love chick flicks! magic line number nine. i would love to have your mother move in with us. what better way to appreciate the golden apple that has fallen from this fruitful tree? i tried that one. magic line number ten. this might come up a lot here, given your job dion. i had nothing to do with the kate upton video. that was cavuto. he is the perv my sexy super model right in her own right. not me. magic line number 11 if that doesn't work, she is not anything compared to you. not in your luscious league, snoogums. there you go. off you go, dion. we ...

To stop. there's no hug. >> you sure? >> neil: yeah. >> okay. >> neil: dion is right -- >> love you. >> neil: love you, too. >> demand it. >> neil: demand it. bye-bye. >> neil: yes, he gets paid. the man made famous for urging you to get to business is actually getting down to business himself. you see my buddy, dion is getting married. after years of hearing me tell him if he didn't propose to his absolute gem of a stunningly beautiful girlfriend he might lose this gem of a stunningly beautiful girlfriend. so dion bot a gem for the gem and this saturday is closing the sale. sorry, ladies, dio...