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would ever see johnny alive. many people would probably like that but i would need a new assistant. the outrage from the democrats and the media would be humongous. they would throw johnny in solitary, probably shackle him. they would need very small shackles though because johnny s leg are very skinny. his tan face would be plastered all over cnn and msnbc. they would dox his family poor, poor mrs. bell saraio. meanwhile poor johnny sleeping on a cold concrete floor. diney one meal a day through that tiny slot. worst of all, no one on the inside to steam his shirt. johnny would never survive under these conditions. but the media and the left would be perfectly fine with johnny behind bars. in fact, they would probably celebrate it as a victory for democracy. you see, johnny does not have liberal privilege. so he has got to watch his back. he can t just stage a comedy koop and get away with it. only democrats are allowed to do that like stephen colbert and his dog face ....
Only democrats are allowed to do that like stephen colbert and his dog face puppet soldier triumph. colbert incited a insurrection last week or as chuck schumer would say insurrection when he sent a mob of people to breach the capitol building to harass members of congress and intimidate them and prevent them from doing their congressional duty. they succeeded thanks to adam schiff and another democrat named jake ouchen close. get sunni tight, the democrat machine immediately kicked into gear. nothing to see here. no mug shots, no surveillance video. nothing and they got to go home. because, as you know by now, it s democrat when a democrat commits a crime. they think it s funny. watch. here is what happened last week i heard from my old colleague triumph the insult comic dog. [laughter] triumph offered to go down to d.c. and interview some congress ....