Detailed text transcripts for TV channel - FOXNEWS - 20110403:06:02:00
Let's welcome our guests. she keeps them smiling on long island. i am here with lauren sevant. she is so hot that people are instructed to stop, drop and roll when coming into contact with her because she's like fire. and she is funnier than a woopie cushion made of clown flesh. i would like to welcome a first time guest. hello there. and his nose has seen more lines than the dmv. it is my repulsive sidekick, bill shultz. and his devastating good looks were blamed for the drool flood of 1997. sitting next to me is mike baker, former cia operative and the president of diligence which clearly is...