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Tweet tweet. whatever. i wasn't voted most likely to succeed. so i wasn't like the captain of the yearbook. spaceman, spaceship. so i'm not a kfc fighter, okay? that's not me. there's a dark knight rising all right, seth. mexico. >> drunk uncle. >> four more beers, four more beers! like the political thing. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. good tie-in. >> you know what? why don't people croon any more, seth? >> croon? >> you know, what happened to all the crooners? you know, you used to have frank sinatra.

School's out ♪ for summer ♪ but reverse it >> drunk uncle, how was your summer? >> more like how is your boner? >> come on, drunk uncle. what's there not to like about summer? >> kids today, they don't even have summer jobs any more. when i was a kid, i was pizza poor on a newspaper. now it's i'm trending, i'm trending, i'm trending. let's get limpged in at the genius bar. you're not a genius. you're in a t-shirt. >> did you get to travel anywhere? >> people need to dress up when they fly, seth. what happened to that?

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