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>> hi, pigs. >> i don't know how to say this, but i want to be on you. >> i dated my last boyfriend for two years. finally, i gave him an ultimatum. i said, listen, either you tell me your name or it's over. >> this is my long, luxurious blond hair. ain't it pretty? >> yes. >> i could put it in a ponytail, you want to see? >> yeah. >> no. >> whoopi goldberg always thought of herself as an actress more so than a comedian. she was very much in the spirit of lily tomlin, more so than the stand-ups of era. >> they said, are you a valley girl? no, i'm a surfer, because before there was the mall, th...

>> you had to learn to deal with it if you wanted to make it in the clubs. and the best ones did. >> hi, pigs. >> i don't know how to say this, but i want to be on you. >> i dated my last boyfriend for two years. finally, i gave him an ultimatum. i said, listen, either you tell me your name or it's over. >> this is my long, luxurious blond hair. ain't it pretty? >> yes. >> i could put it in a ponytail, you want to see? >> yeah. >> no. >> whoopi goldberg always thought of herself as an actress more so than a comedian. she was very much in the spirit of lily tomlin, more so than the stand-ups of...

>> i passed this big dude walking around the circus with a picket sign, talking about, stop abortion. i said, i have the answer to abortion. he said, what is it? i said, shoot your [ bleep ]. >> i was always an actor. and one of the reasons i started doing monologues is because i couldn't get any work, because people sort of look at you and decide what you can do and what you can't or what they think you can do. >> what does it take to become successful and how tough is it for you compared to men? >> i think it's hard to be a man comic. >> harder? >> yeah. >> because they're generally not funn...

You want to see? >> yeah. >> no. >> whoopi goldberg always thought of herself as an actress more so than a comedian. she was very much in the spirit of lily tomlin, more so than the stand-ups of era. >> they said, are you a valley girl? no, i'm a surfer, because before there was the mall, there was the ocean, okay? >> she was so much more than stand-up, she was commenting on the world we're living in a really interesting way through these different characters. >> i passed this big dude walking around the circus with a picket sign, talking about, stop abortion. i said, i have the answer to abor...

>> i passed this big dude walking around the circus with a picket sign, talking about, stop abortion. i said, i have the answer to abortion. he said, what is it? i said, shoot your [ bleep ]. >> i was always an actor. and one of the reasons i started doing monologues is because i couldn't get any work, because people sort of look at you and decide what you can do and what you can't or what they think you can do. >> what does it take to become successful and how tough is it for you compared to men? >> i think it's hard to be a man comic. >> harder? >> yeah, because they're generally not funny o...