No, he's seizing the moment with merrill. moving his money into his investment account in real time and that's... how you collect coins. your money never stops working for you with merrill, a bank of america company. man: you're a printer, you're supposed to print! woman: uuuugh! i mean is it the cartridges? man: i don't know! computer sfx: doink. man-woman: magenta! shaq: do you suffer from cartridge conniptions? shaq: be conniption-free, thanks to the shaq: cartridge-free epson ecotank printer. shaq: a ridiculous amount of ink! and a set of replacement shaq: bottles are equal to about 80 car...