Monadnock Ledger-Transcript - Santa can't get COVID-19 – but what about his elves?
Published: 12/22/2020 2:21:26 PM Thanks to timely announcements from Dr. Fauci, we know that Santa Claus is immune from COVID-19. However, an investigation by the GeekWitness News Team has uncovered a shocking fact: This immunity may not extend to his elves! This is significant because Santa is upper management, meaning he isn’t really necessary. He calculates incentives (lump of coal? new toy?), writes “Naughty and Nice” memos to redefine the customer base, and attends endless cookie-and-milk meetings – but it’s the elves who do the work. If the SARS-CoV2 virus rips through Santa...