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Boning section. actually, the erotic pottery section. slipping her the tongue. >> eric: amazing. >> anthony: which sounds about as much fun as an all-nude renaissance fair, but is actually pretty cool. [ man in museum laughs ] >> anthony: nothing new under the sun that these pre-columbian horn dogs didn't think of first. ooh, that's disturbing. a man and a chicken, hm. >> eric: i'm not sure i understand this one, tony. >> anthony: i think we frown on that these days. [ eric laughs ] >> anthony: oh, wow, they -- they're doing it under a blanket. this must be after the spanish arrived to teach t...

They're, kind of, like, little, they're like uni. ♪ here comes peter cottontail hoppin' down the bunny trail ♪ right into my mouth. >> eric: how did you crack that? >> anthony: you just get that soft spot, you just crack that thumb in, and pry it apart. yeah. aw, geez. yeah. or you just pound it on the curb. so you, you basically crack it. oh! you're whittling out the brain with its own jaw bone. [ eric laughs ] >> anthony: there's a certain country justice to that. i wish i'd known about these things. you know what, i'm gonna make these next easter. >> eric: yes. >> anthony: i mean, the w...

The river running a little high. it's these smaller boats or nothing. we're dealing with complex transportation issues. the best thing to do is, uh, hole up with a cold beer and let somebody else figure it out. >> eric: yeah, so let's go in the boat. >> anthony: to my crew, i say good luck. we're headed for what looks like a bar on the other side. i would like to do to punta cerveza, por favor. [ eric laughs ] >> anthony: and let me tell ya, it's quite a ride. >> eric: i'll go the last. >> chris: yeah. >> eric: hey, water inside the boat, look, look, look. the boat is sinking. oh.

Only by the flow of water. but today, the river is too high and the current too fast. the river running a little high. it's these smaller boats or nothing. we're dealing with complex transportation issues. the best thing to do is, uh, hole up with a cold beer and let somebody else figure it out. >> eric: yeah, so let's go in the boat. >> anthony: to my crew, i say good luck. we're headed for what looks like a bar on the other side. i would like to do to punta cerveza, por favor. [ eric laughs ] >> anthony: and let me tell ya, it's quite a ride. >> eric: i'll go the last. >> chris: yeah. >> eri...

>> eric: they are zombies. >> anthony: oh, getting a zombie old-fashioned. >> eric yes, tony. i really appreciate your knowledge. >> anthony: i wonder whether this was decorative or whether thas early porn. >> eric: they probably had it in a closet somewhere or something. >> anthony: no, no, i'll -- i'm betting this was right out on the table. come on in, have a cup of tea, sit down. [ eric laughs ] >> anthony: ooh, there's some animal on animal action. that's pretty awesome. >> eric: uh, yeah, no, no, this is interesting. um. yeah. i'm happy we made it, uh, here, tony. that was, uh, an enligh...