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Me think of, whenever i see the gangs when they are arrested or the gangs that are shoplifting, they are in great shape. they are all skinny. and i can't believe it is because they are constantly out in the gym. so you got to get -- you got to work hard to get fat. >> all reached out and not going to commit a crime in that area. you won't give them weapons because it is just bats and muscles. no one dies, but everybody gets hurt. >> greg: what do you make of that? >> greg, leave this dystopian dump of the city and moved to florida, man. >> greg: i can't. [cheers and applause] we don't have a s...

>> yeah, yeah. >> yeah. that was really that was really fun to explain to my 70-year-old aunt. that no, that girl has [bleep] that was not me doing that. so that is disturbing. it is like deeply disturbing. when it comes to the ones and look, as it would is going to stop watching and go google [bleep]. [laughter] we have that problem with real videos, though, already. like people would just take it a segment of something you said and this has happened to me countless times as to you and other people and someone will tweet it saying you were talking about something completely different. >> greg...

A democrat you are not racist. according to the head of the police training removing the cardio standard will help more women pass the test. apparently women are slow. unless sacks has a sale on handbags, don lemon would say. [laughter] [applause] yeah. [cheers and applause] he is actually freelancing for the show. he wrote that. thank you, don. we will have a nice dinner. that is a call back. all right. i don't blame women for wanting to be cops at all. it is the only way for women in new york to feel safe. you are almost on equal footing with the criminals. but not everyone is thrilled with ...

>> i think she is upset she has not been deepfake into all of these pictures. >> oh, no. being deepfake is extremely disturbing. >> h e-learner is upset that someone took pictures of her in a cheerleader costume? >> greg: that is pretty much it. she was an hr. >> oh. so she is just upset she is not a cheerleader. that is what is going on here. >> my real butt is not on the internet. >> greg: let's move on from here, deepfakes. chris, i mean. >> i agree with what tyrus said. i never thought you would say it like that. because you are just full of surprises and you have positive energy. i feel l...

You are paranoid? >> i just don't want to go into that universe with mark zuckerberg because he seems like he is a humanoid robot in our world now and we are going to follow him? i don't know. i have seen "the matrix." it ain't good, man. >> greg: it is not good without the mushrooms either. chris, are you afraid that your line of work, comedians, have you ever seen a i try to write a joke? >> i have tried to see a.i. write a joke. if you watch my last's special, that is what it was. it is kind of like, i always thought a.i. and car salesman's, the saying that car salesman have no soul. joe to...