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Commercial break. [laughter] congrats, buddy. >> trademark science. >> greg: that is not science. it is satanism. >> i was thinking with this deepfake thing, what if you sitting in front of me, what if you yourself are a deepfake? what if you were actually jimmy kimmel wanting to be on the number one show in late-night television? i thought that joke was going to do better. >> greg: i knew you were, you were going with it. i like the. i like the spiteful dave rubin better. >> i like miami dave. >> greg: are you worried? >> what you are seeing is the watered-down version. it has been around for...

Back inside and you saw more depression. they were not outside getting vitamin e. and when you are home watching 24 hours of anything whether it is "the bachelor" or the greatest cable news station in the world, fox news —-dash. >> i was lucky. i just walked out and be outside every day. >> greg: fake celebrity faces in the unlikeliest of places. [cheers and applause] g our netw. ♪ ♪ ♪ fast. reliable. perfectly orchestrated. the united states postal service. i think i changed my mind about these glasses. yeah, it happens. that's why visionworks gives you

Sometimes they are even shaped like pies so that people can understand them. [laughter] >> [indistinct] would say. >> greg: everyone who laughed at that joke has to win. there's lots going on so let me simplify it for you. the light at the top, those are female liberals. their depression levels have gone up faster than the price of hamburger after joe biden. they are the most depressed. underneath them, male liberals, which makes sense. they are never on top of anything. [laughter] yeah, you know what i'm saying, huh? thank you. but the least depressed, conservatives, men and women. what is th...

We will make them run less. that will bring them in. that will bring in a whole tide of police officers who don't want to move. it is going to go really well. stop. stop. [laughter] next case. they just don't get it. you can't undo what you have done without doing actual work. >> greg: you know what is funny? >> they are not going to do it. [cheers and applause] >> greg: i love it when they clap in advance of what i'm about to say. >> definitely in advance. >> greg: you guys. we are accelerating the world towards robocop. you were talking about steroids and baseball bats. you are talking about...

[applause] dave, how old are your kids now? >> six months and four months. they are not depressed yet. >> greg: no they are not. very liberal parents, i watched family ties where i get a lot of my stuff. if you are a liberal, then your kids end up being a conse conservative. what happens -- are you worried you might be depressed? >> i grew up watching "the jeffersons." where would that put me? >> greg: you are moving to chicago in the east side. the apartment in the sky. >> i think maybe it has something to do with drugs because maybe they are taking the wrong drugs, the kids, right? i come fr...