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[laughter] i'm kidding. maybe. happy thursday, everybody. it is a glorious thursday. so let's big question, why are the young liberals so depressed, especially when compared to their righty counterparts? you can see it for yourselves. do these people look like they are having a good day? maybe. if you define a good day as resting your genitals in a bowl of battery acid. don't knock it. what is behind this agony? are they liberals because they are depressed? or are they depressed because they are liberals? it is the old what came first, the responsively great chicken or the organic eg...

their writing reports. the studies show it and you can see it for yourselves, these people look like they are having a good day? maybe. if you define a good day as resting your general tools in a bowl of battery acid. don't knock it. so what is behind this agony? are they liberals because they are depressed or are they depressed because they are liberals? it is the old what came first, the responsibly raised chicken or the organic egg? the quick answer, they are not watching the programs like this. i'm surprised colbert's credits don't end with how to tie a noose. [laughter] very dep...

when one fundamental right is lost, that means all fundamental rights are at risk. >> i will speak to mr. obergefell in just a moment. some democrats are pressing the representatives to codify presidents like obergefell in the law. a move democrats failed to pursue with roe, so today, house nancy speaker, nancy pelosi, released a statement seemingly in response to those calls. she said, in part, in the wake of the supreme court's outrageous and heart wrenching decision of overturning roe versus wade, radical republicans have made clear that they are just setting their sights on other...

>> a strike inside gaza kills a hamas commander, but turn scores of civilians into collateral. that's tonight, on news night. ♪ ♪ ♪ and good evening, i am abby phillip in washington. tonight, a fight for the narrative, and to explain what these pictures really mean. you are looking here at a crater. this is the aftermath of what israel calls a wide scale attack. but it is also a gaza refugee camp, jabalya, where the idf claims a senior hamas commander was using civilians as shields. now, israel says that the strike erased the target from the battlefield. but as you can see ther...

Sometimes they are even shaped like pies so that people can understand them. [laughter] >> [indistinct] would say. >> greg: everyone who laughed at that joke has to win. there's lots going on so let me simplify it for you. the light at the top, those are female liberals. their depression levels have gone up faster than the price of hamburger after joe biden. they are the most depressed. underneath them, male liberals, which makes sense. they are never on top of anything. [laughter] yeah, you know what i'm saying, huh? thank you. but the least depressed, conservatives, men and women. what is th...