Detailed text transcripts for TV channel - FOXNEWS - 20170401:10:04:00
It's like swamp water. drain the swamp. they just told us in our ears to start doing the news. which is really tough when you want to throw up. clayton: get the news of the morning. try not to poison us and we might be able to do the news. pete: this is what you get on april fools. clayton: you can take a shot of the control booth? pete: send us email what we should do. abby: there they are. the lights are off. you barely see them. evil, evil producers. clayton: i got an idea for you. we will commiserate here in the commercial break and won't tell them. okay? meanwhile, as i was trying to talk...