29 Funny Tweets That Sum Up Weekends As A Married Couple
"My wife said we need to 'evaluate the garage' so there goes my weekend."
Source: yahoo.com
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"My wife said we need to 'evaluate the garage' so there goes my weekend."
"April Fool’s Day but it’s just me telling myself that the kids will have less screen time today."
"It’s officially my grandma asking me 'where is your coat!' season."
"If you like piña coladas and getting caught in the rain, then you're probably my kid's soccer coach refusing to cancel practice."
"Trying to binge watch a show when you’re a parent takes about 20 years, apparently."