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Funny Tweets About Our Love/Hate Relationship With Candy Corn

"That time of the year to make people angry by saying that I love candy corn."

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35 Funny Tweets About The Lies Parents Tell Their Kids

"It's weird how we tell kids not to lie then tell them how good the picture they drew is."

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35 Too-Real Tweets About The Things Siblings Fight Over

"My kids fighting for 20 minutes over who gets to help me vacuum is the definition of a mixed blessing."

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Too-Real Tweets About The Things Siblings Fight Over

"My kids fighting for 20 minutes over who gets to help me vacuum is the definition of a mixed blessing."

Florida , United-states , Abe-yospe-cheeseboy , Arianna-bradford , Stellag-maddox-stellagmaddox , Charlie-brown , Tracie-breaux , Rachel-sobel , Simon-holland , James-breakwell , Robert-knop-fatherwithtwins , Nichole-bernier-nicholebernier

Funny Tweets About The Songs Kids Make Up

"I laughed at a silly song my 8-year-old made up and now, 97 encores later, I realize I may have made a mistake."

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30 Funny Tweets About The Songs Kids Make Up

"I laughed at a silly song my 8-year-old made up and now, 97 encores later, I realise I may have made a mistake."

Bahamas , The , James-breakwell , Emme-reynolds-theemmereynolds , Muminbits , Hannah-grieco , Marcyg-bunandleggings , Emily-mccombs , Meena-harris , Twitter , Sara-says-stop , Exploding-unicorn

30 Tweets About The Funny Names Kids Have For Things

"Thinking about the time my 3yo forgot the name for chicken nuggets and called them 'orange meat cookies'."

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Funny Tweets From Parents In Response To 'Are We There Yet?'

"Me secures my kid's seat belt. My kid: Are we there yet?"

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Funny Tweets From Parents In Response To 'Are We There Yet?'

"13 taught 4 'are we there yet?; and husband threw them for a loop when he simply answered, 'yes.'"

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Funny And Relatable Tweets About Pregnancy Cravings

"Weird pregnancy craving of the day: Chinese food and mashed potatoes. At the same time."

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