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About Last Week He is the one. The one who was prophesized by Fred Jackson. [Barron] The Road Ahead Iowa (3-1, 1-0 B1G) Last week: Won at Rutgers, 27-10 Recap: As a result of a series of decisions I have made in my life ⁠— some good, some bad, some incomprehensible ⁠— I watched this game. The whole thing. It’s fine, really. I acknowledge my role in this. I place no blame, and I ask for no sympathy. I don’t know what Iowa football is made of. It’s some bizarre combination of the Saw franchise-style torture porn, distilled Stockholm Syndrome, and whatever metal the One Ring from th...

About Last Week I said, “where’d he go?” And Hollywood says, “where’d whoooo gooooooo.” [Fuller] The Road Ahead Maryland (3-0, 0-0 B1G) Last week: Beat SMU, 34-27 Recap: We said we would discuss Maryland when they beat a real team. And SMU is a real team. Not a great team. Probably not a good team. But a real team. So here we go: I still have no idea what to make of Maryland. They outplayed SMU statistically to the point where SP+ had this game more like a 3-touchdown blowout than a 7-point nailbiter. They allowed 369 passing yards, but on 54 attempts (6.8 YPA) and picked off Tanne...

About Last Week Oh man, you almost got away. [Barron] The Road Ahead Hawaii (0-2, 0-0 MWC) Last week: Lost to Vanderbilt, 63-10; Lost to Western Kentucky, 49-17 Recap: The Timmy Chang Era started well, with the Rainbow Warriors scoring a touchdown on their first drive. Since then, things have gone less well. This team is as frightening as: An esquilax. Fear Level = 1.2 Michigan can sleep soundly about: Hawai’i is in the midst of a system transition and a complete culture overhaul, and they’re doing so without a shred of talent. They’re gonna have a bad time. Michigan should worry about:...

Greetings! I have missed you all. Last year was fun. Let’s do that again. For those of you who are new here, we like to spend a few minutes every week looking Michigan’s slate of opponents. As always, fair warning: This column it is for entertainment purposes only, and even that is a stretch. It does not constitute legal, medical, accounting, tax, or gambling advice. It also does not contain sufficient accuracy for the FDA to allow us to label it as “analysis”; we can only refer to it as “processed information byproduct.” On the bright side, it may be stored at room temperature, as...

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