Detailed text transcripts for TV channel - MSNBC - 20111018:04:58:00
>> pressure to put on weight is one of the reasons we have the red sweat suits. there's no way we couldn't. we're creeping between the bullfrogs. >> i went from being too banana plants up to a feed seeding shark that sold pictures of different toys i want. and when i buy stickers for folks in prison, i bring milk, not back yard meth. it's a prison party. >> i'm bored by famine. i cannot wait for a medieval cookie, a cinnabon, hot yellow kool-aid, and save a pretzel for the gas jets! [ applause ] thank you. i wrote that. >> "i wrote that." all courtesy of the emerging geniuses of the 2012 presi...