Satire | Campus Scout | It's a Wonderful Scout
“Scout … you must awaken!” The ethereal voice meets Campus Scout’s eardrums through a swirling darkness as he rouses from a deep winter’s nap in his deck chair atop Foellinger Hall. Not again. Blinking blearily, he meets the eyes of a phantom — the galloping ghost of Red Grange upon his massive steed. The ghostly...
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