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Listening to his music, i grew up with my dad listening -- the cranberries is one of my favorite, and it's father's day, so happy father's day to everyone out there. pete: send us anything you remember. and end us a photo so you can put it up on the screen. abby: and not necessarily the best photo. a funny one. pete: kick it off with deborah. she e-mailed some of the best things my dad ever taught me were to love myself and love my country. we don't hear that much. abby: my dad was 93 he passed and live in the present moment. we all need to hear that today. pete: we'll get that one cued up eve...

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Insult liberals in this country. let's take a look at your response. what is a pansy. yep, you found a way to insult liberals in this country. >> she was wrong, the correct answer was bleeding heart. she later tweeted, best part of this experience, she said i was a real life 5.5, but a "jeopardy" 9. trish, what do you think 123 was this -- what kind of answer was that? >> it was a funny one. it was definitely a funny one. >> was she trying to be funny? >> i don't think she was, actually. >> wasn't one of the clues was that it was not a -- it was a disparaging term. so she came up with somethin...

This country. let's take a look at your response. what is a pansy? yep, you found a way to insult liberals in this country. >> she was wrong. the correct answer was bleeding heart, of course. becky who is an npr producer said the best part on twitter was when someone said why real life a 5.5, but on jeopardy a 9. >> what kind of answer was that? >> a funny one. >> was she trying to be funny? >> i don't think she was, actually. do you think she was? >> wasn't one of the clues that it was not -- it was a nice way -- a disparaging term. so she came up with something disparaging. >> i don't know i...