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Xi jinping has an election never. >> right. >> he's not running for anything. >> leading for life. >> he is president for life. they can take pain for -- i mean, way longer than donald trump will even be on the world stage. and by the way, they have only recently come out of desperate poverty. >> right. >> the u.s. is, you know -- >> prosperous country. >> not suffering. so i think trump will welch on this. >> it's not a winning electoral message, especially in the midwest. >> it's going to be interesting to see how like that conversation plays out between those two. but let me get your though...

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Go to prison for defrauding america and perjury, your room and board will be free. that's a funny one. for donald trump, that was a refrain, a central part of his closing argument. >> hillary has engaged in a criminal massive enterprise and cover-ups like probably nobody ever before. hillary is likely to be under investigation for many years, probably concluding in a criminal trial. >> trump and his criminal associates might still be making that case had trump not won the election. instead, today trump's lawyer, michael cohen, was sentenced to three years behind bars for a variety of crimes in...