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Smoking. can you believe you used to be able to smoke on planes? >> sure, i remember that. i think that was for virgin america which flies in the united states. i've flown on virgin atlantic since then. but i don't remember anybody smoking. >> i'm not saying now. but they were smoking then. >> 1958? >> were you in a car seat? >> if you used to smoke on plane, admit it and write us. >> a lot of people did. >> kind of warm in this climate. we're going to go to heather. >> let's bring fire on board. >> brian was smoking funny stuff in the back. >> now you're talking! >> all right. got some news. ...

President and russian president vladmir putin talking about the crisis in the ukraine. >> don't you see what you are doing you are forcing people to accept something the majority of them don't want. >> we have word for this obamacare. >> that hurts. >> does obamacare coverage burn? >> ha ha, very funny. >> the reality is the president spent over four hours on the phone with putin. those calls no the making any progress in solving the crisis. >> funny stuff. 39 minutes after the top of the hour. it is not normally where the wild things are. am sun suburban neighborhood terrorized by a really bi...

Worst fear is that the balloon deflates inside the stomach. when it does deflate, it will pass through right down the toilet. >> reporter: costing 3 to $4,000 at the clinic, rodusco says the balloon is one part of her fight to get fit. >> wow. >> that's interesting. and the researchers who have looked at this said the participants lost on average a little more than 8% of their total body weight. 48.9% of their excess body weight over a 12-week treatment period. >> we're just sitting here reacting to a story, i still -- you know, if you eat right and exercise, can you lose the weight. >> it's n...

>> that's kind of funny stuff. the funniest part of that though is -- the funniest part of that is you and i both know jeff flake. we've known jeff for a very long time. jeff is one of the most strident small government conservatives. and he's simply saying i'm not going to shut down the government. it's like taking the wish bone attack to the nfl in 2013 because you like -- we tried shutting down the government, didn't work. don't you think that these groups that are now demanding, you know, no budget deal after we tried to get democrats to put a budget on the floor of the senate for years, a...

Philosopher, forrest gump, said something similar about life and boxes of chocolate and not knowing what you're going to get. they were both right. look what happened to me. a dozen years ago, i was minding my own business teaching economics 101 in alexander hall and thinking of good excuses for avoiding faculty meetings. then i got a phone call. >> of course, that phone call was from washington in the middle of the financial crisis. bernanke also advised -- actually, just before the financial crisis -- he also advised the graduates to remember who paid their tuition. >> he's freaking hilariou...