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Of it. you said exposure to shirtless, blubbery, hairy men may have turned you into a massive alcoholic in your 20s. doesn't this discount genetics and macro socio logical factors and your uncle big grizzly? >> it is possible william shatner's voice who comes out of a body who looks like he teaches about hamsters in college. >> the responses are insulting, greg. >> this is the best one ever. >> i had knowing. >> bill, by the way, thank you for that. greg, you describe the sort of awesome, erotic charge that over takes anybody who invents anything in the presence of any technology, and you note...

Hormonal teenage years? >> i see someone has been wearing greg's future glasses. when we gave you the story you decided to turn that one into the next black, but -- i am impressed with his fore sight and his ability to see the future without the special kanye west glasses. >> diana, there is another follow-up after the cliche one. when were you last and most afraid of weather? >> i am afraid right now of the oil spills. >> that's good. greg? >> yes. >> i have done all i can do. >> well done. >> bravo. >> even though you did venture into the future, but that's okay. >> that's the theme tonight....

Candy was used in part of an evil experiment used in a race of super hamsters. go super hamster, go. don't let them bring you down like they did me. congressman, i may be bad at my job, but i am harmful. that's the way i look at these guys. just because they are losers, does that make them less dangerous? >> no, it doesn't, greg. you are right. what we are seeing out of al-qaeda and the terrorists who want to do harm, they are using the internet to put forward a message. they hope those susceptible wind up picking up on it, and they can do great harm to individuals and they can do great harm t...

To watch out for who could make a huge difference. the first is from the italian squad. he goes by the name rick jacuzzi. the scouting report reads he excels in bad weather. the worse the weather get, the higher his game gets. rick can make a big difference. >> who else? >> the second player is nigel crazy legs coburn. he is from france. he is a power guy. you can tell he will do anything to score the goal. >> really, that's interesting. you have one more? >> one more guy. he is from the netherlands and his name is chin peters. chin is more of an intimidation guy by air will yeah moves. -- by ...

Okay. was that the inspiration for the soccer ball? >> i was thinking about how to make soccer better, and you can improve the equipment right off the bat. for example, if you add this awesome glove to this ball, you are halfway there to making it a cool sport. why stop there? take it another step and add this really neat wood bat. now you have a sport. now soccer is cool. >> yeah, instead of -- i'm not quite clear how they score, but it would be interesting if they were to run from, say, one point and then another player could move him forward using a bat to get around the second -- to the se...