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He was thinking of a different kind of class. >> it is only because it fit into his schedule. >> he wanted some girls to fit into his schedule. >> he took it as credit-no credit and it will not appear on his transcript, so what is he complaining about? >> he enrolled, but never went to class and asked at the last minute. >> you know what he needs? he needs to get laid. >> is that your answer for everything? >> for this kid it is. you broke your leg? get laid. it is time to take a break. you may have heard, i have a new book coming out. march 18th and the book is called "not cool" and i may b...

Beheading. >> let's start the. >> lightning. >> rooooooooooooouuuunnnnd. lightning round. >> nailed it. >> that was the shorter version. >> thank you, gregory. >> sherrod, some kid told on her. is that fair? >> the kid who told on her, nerd. the girl who did it, awesome. >> do you think she is classy? >> this is the type of girl who has the weed in the sock and she will smoke out behind the school and knows where the porn is in the woods. this is my kind of girl. it is a cadaver. a cadaver is like this, who gives a [bleep]. i. >> you know what, you swore. i will get to your point about who sho...

>> i apologize. that was supposed to be in tomorrow's special episode. >> joanne, you have dated hundreds of athletes, perhaps thousands. it is all a blur to you. do you agree with this study? >> i do. but i am also attracted to gay men. >> are you a woman, ain't you? >> yes. i am just outing athletes left and right. >> when you date an athlete, the athlete is most likely gay? >> after they date me they come out which says a lot about me. >> what do you do to them? >> it is what i don't do. can we just move on? >> i'm sorry. sherrod, does it make you mad that athletes are hot and comedians are...

Flakes. >> honestly, go home and -- >> they are at home. >> go somewhere where you have internet access and google cash dash twitter has made me stupid. google sneezing. you will get sneezing videos, but you know what, -- >> be sure to tweet the sneeze. >> i am saying you will not find on any show somebody sneezing accidentally. >> i am grateful and honored. >> i want to get back on track here. by the way, you only sneezed once. that's weird. >> i think it is weird when people sneeze multiple times in a row. >> are you a robot. gee sherrod, you -- >> sherrod you are right. when you learn to sn...

Diarrhea. sherrod, the poor old lady, we have all been there before. we have all been in the situation. >> we have all been to the situation where you have to get to the bathroom and you are loosey goosy. >> and she is 92, god bless her. >> how do you drive at 92? >> i know, i know. that's the bigger question. >> how do you control your bowels? >> it goes right through you. >> how do you do both at the same time? i i can't. that's why i don't drive. >> this is the fear. this is the universal fear of all human beings. being somewhere and having to go to the bathroom. it is up there. >> it depen...