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Comedians can make jokes. >> not anymore. i think they did -- >> i said comedians. >> when there weren't cell phones there was a lot more going on people didn't know about. in this case he is like, look, he goes over the line. the other thing in this article he said "f" the pope. nobody said anything about "f" the pope because christians have not controlled hollywood since" touched by an angel" was on. >> that's true. there was so much in there that they didn't get to that part yet. katherine, his manager said he was illustrating the absurd by being absurd which is a lot like our show. is that...

Bit overboard or that was just their first time -- >> i think they're going to smooth it out a little bit. i think it is great they got these two writers. i know leslie personally. she is a great comic. i think it is going to give it another flavor. it is like when eddie murphy was on. you need her to interact with the other cast members because this is what america is all about. let's see some jokes that make you kind of cringe or make you laugh. i can't wait for the february "12 years a slave" sketch. people don't get mad. this is entertainment. hey, lonnie, congratulations on the real. >> i...

>> he was phoning bowl weevil. >> for me, it's making reservations at impossible restaurants. that's my passion. if you are passionate about something, you will get the damn thing done. >> this is supposed to be his crowning achievement. get mad. i would be furious with the people working on it. >> aren't you glad -- can you imagine if dagen were president? >> i would have them in my office weeks ahead of time going, ok, go over this with me. >> aren't you glad -- this is a great story. >> charles payne. >> dagen liked your analogy with the wedding. but here's where you went wrong. the preside...

>> what people call p.j.s. i thought it was a perverted thing. >> you know all things about kids and sex jokes. >> speaking of which, what do you make of this, of him getting temporary asylum? >> i don't know what people are saying about the secrets leaking out. i'm rather finely mad about obama about something. fast and furious was dull. benghazi was incontinent. but this finally someone sees that e-mail about them going to bloody competitive erotic fan fiction thing at bumble chute and they're up in arms. that's what it's about, isn't it? >> oh, yes. >> oh, no, it's me. now i care. get mad. ...

Do they deserve to serve? and is it a gain or a pain? i love to rhyme. california, whatever that is, has passed legislation that would make it the first state to allow noncitizens who are in the country legally to serve on jury duty. women are still not allowed thank god. joke. the bill's sponsor, a democrat, i have to say joke so people don't get mad. a democrat, the sponsor, says it will widen the pool of prospective jurors. i hate ps and help integrate immigrants into the community. while republicans argue it's miss nieded and immature. which are two words. what does this mean for the court...