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>> check under your chairs. i'm kidding. anat's monday y. >> let's welcome tonight's guests. she's an independent, but she knows kurt loder, host of the kennedy saves the world podcast. kennedy. to he brings florida heat to hisrea congressional seat. florida congressman byron. she's like a blow dryer full of hot air and usually in the bathroom. but snooki dream here catches and finally hammers out his roller skates. >> my match sidekick and the nwa world heavyweight champion tyrus. it's hot in here. i think it's obviousere.. >> all right. so before we get to some new stories. >> you ...

>> mm. yeah, it's leftovers where i read the jokes we didn't use this week. and as always, it's my first time reading these. so if they reading , blame me.bm >> blame joe machi, one of our writers, as you can tell by his pasty countenance, pudgy, pale sad joe machi. >> all right.e go sorry. . thewow. r acti here we go.vi flaswhite house has banned a transgender activist for flashing their during a pride p evenresidet. pose president biden initially had no comment on the exposed as she was busyd br restraining hur from sticking a dollar bill between them. la all right. thda i know where this is...