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golf. i don't know why but we are. perhaps because i know so much about it. by so much, i mean very little. when i hear a four i think of how many times i get up at night to pee. when i hear about a nice sandwich, i picture myself in a thong in cabo. [laughter] >> when i hear about a handicap, i think of my favorite spot to park. [laughter] >> and when i hear of an foursome, i think of the wild weekend i once had with the jonas brothers. the pga tour in saudi-bag is emerging. it is rattling the sports world to its very core. it is a block buster deal that i don't care about. but, app...

golf. i don't know why but we are. perhaps because i know so much about it. by so much, i mean very little. when i hear a four i think of how many times i get up at night to pee. when i hear about a nice sandwich, i picture myself in a thong in cabo. [laughter] >> when i hear about a handicap, i think of my favorite spot to park. [laughter] >> and when i hear of an foursome, i think of the wild weekend i once had with the jonas brothers. the pga tour in saudi-bag is emerging. it is rattling the sports world to its very core. it is a block buster deal that i don't care about. but, app...

>> most of new new yorkers learn by being dumpster dipping. that its where you get your first slice of pizza. >> what? >> you do. what he was doing in italy, they eat if with a knife and fork. >> this is not italy. this is new york. >> hard to tell with the jersey girls and -- what do they call them? >> when you go for a slice you don't eat with a knife and fork. >> no. generally it goes 50 yards in the woods. i eat if with my hands, sure. i east most food with my hand. >> it's a golf joke. >> took me a while. >> let me get you out to you, the voice of reason. >> they do in italy eat it with a...

>> most of new new yorkers learn by being dumpster dipping. that its where you get your first slice of pizza. >> what? >> you do. what he was doing in italy, they eat if with a knife and fork. >> this is not italy. this is new york. >> hard to tell with the jersey girls and -- what do they call them? >> when you go for a slice you >> no.eat with a knife and fork. generally it goes 50 yards in the woods. i eat if with my hands, sure. i east most food with my hand. >> it's a golf joke. >> took me a while. >> let me get you out to you, the voice of reason. >> they do in italy eat it with a knife ...

Said anybody that doesn't like willie nelson is dead or may as well be dead. you turn 77 april 30th. >> i like everybody, too. >> larry: you like people? >> yeah. >> larry: what about the plans for the july 4th backwards summer picnic this year? >> we're having it. leon russell, ray wily hubbard, david wily, billy show shafer, i tell everybody you have to have three names to get on there. >> larry: it's in austin. >> it's in austin. yeah. >> larry: you'll be touring all summer. >> touring all summer. in june we go to europe and come back just in time to do the picnic. >> larry: you got a joke?...