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Greg: yes [cheers and applause] i would like to thank myself. >> it's all about you. greg: i have done a lot without ever leaving an air-conditioned studio. david, i want to ask you about the candidates. what are you thoughts about the 2020 field? >> this field, these -- i don't -- none of them look appealing. none of them. greg: none of them? >> democrats, do you not understand this they are crazy people? you know what i mean? it's like they didn't know -- they think hillary is honest, they think beto is honest and ocasio-cortez is smart. and beto, in the higher ash ki f mysteries, who built ...

Swept the election in a landslide. another four years. >> that's great. i'm so proud of you honey, so proud. >> brought to you buy radio shack. pr[applause] greg: that was a crazy ending. david, why are they still together? i have some thoughts. the sex must be incredible. shut up! everybody is thinking that. >> i can speak for everyone. nobody thought of that. >> you would think the sex could be incredible. then i saw a photo of the guy and i'm like, that theory is out. greg: what are your thoughts on this in. >> this guy is crazy.

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>> looks like like donald trump swept the election in a landslide. another four years. >> that's great. i'm so proud of you honey, so proud. >> brought to you buy radio shack. pr[applause] greg: that was a crazy ending. david, why are they still together? i have some thoughts. the sex must be incredible. shut up! everybody is thinking that. >> i can speak for everyone. nobody thought of that. >> you would think the sex could be incredible. then i saw a photo of the guy and i'm like, that theory is out. greg: what are your thoughts on this in.

Croutons cheese and ranch dressing to be a salad. greg: i worked in fitness for tense years. i'm that person. >> really? greg: it's hard to believe. i had low body fat. it ruled my life. i was miserable. i was ripped but miserable. when i decided to get out of te gym i was much happier and fatter. >> i think we need to see pictures to prove this. >> it's legit. greg: google greg and abs. anyway, get your tickets now for the gutfeld monologues live. next show april 6th d.c., may oklahoma and texas. special guest tom shillue.