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i m sorry, i interrupted. how could you interrupt this important news story. the real president of the united states. yesterday, we get george w. bush, making an important announcement live from inside a dallas area sizzler. good evening. tonight, as of 1400 hours military time, i can report to america, the world and the folks here at this sizzler steakhouse on kenyon ranch road, right outside my community here in dallas, texas, where i also frequently eat lunch, that i have personally overseen a strategic and covert operation that killed the gopher, who s been tearing up my backyard. a reliable source, my gardner, identified a head gopher, who i named ardilla, found out he was hiding deep inside a hole 100 yards north of the ja cucy hot tub area. ....
Today at my direction, my gardner/guy who helps me get down from my horse, chocolate thunder, went in and rooted out the gopher, buried in accordance to burial traditions, wrapped in a bathroom mat and thrown in my neighbor s backyard. i repeat, gopher ardilla is dead. god bless america and god bless the sizzler although it would be better if the sizzler had a taco bar. some of them do. sir, they killed osama bin laden. they ve got bin laden that s two good things. they ve also got a taco bar. they ve got a taco bar? three good things. how did i miss it? show me where it is. andy, thanks so much, fortune 500 on newsstands, walmart, number one again. ....