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The likes of which he will be telling tonight. what is that process like if >> it's a pretty fun process. we relied on a lot of outside help, so we would get submissions from professional comedians, folks at "the daily show," folks at "the colbert report." folks from "saturday light live." we also had -- david axelrod is very funny, so we would try to get as many jokes as possible and start narrowing them down over the course of a month and then present them to the president and see which ones are his favorites. >> you have a lot of raw resources to work with. but of all of the years that you ...

So let's pick on politico for a while. you know, people attack politico for putting the new focus on trivial issues, political fodder, gossip sheet. that's not fair. politico's been doing this for centuries now. just check out these headlines our researchers found. japan surrenders, where's the bounce? [ laughter ] then there's this one. lincoln saves union, but can he save house majority. [ laughter ] i don't know if you can see that there's a little portion there, he's lost the southern whole vote. [ laughter ] a studious analysis there. and my favorite, july 3rd, 1776,

>> she's like i'll be married at age 94. >> oh. no, she won't. >> aw. >> we've got another story. you remember the police officer in dover, delaware who did that bake "shake it off" lip-sync? he was just incredible. remember this one? >> yeah. >> well, he tag-teamed with his partner demetrius stevenson. they've got a new number for you. ♪ >> look at that. okay. ♪ turn down for what ♪ >> turn down for what. how about we turn down for the polka? ♪ one, two, three, four ♪ >> from subculture arts underground in new york city, the western swing of cow town. ♪ politics and foreign wars â...

He's a two-time world pro brazilian ju sit champion. this has been viewed 370,000 times on facebook. darling, you will never get a date. >> poor girl. look at her face. >> she's like i'll be married at age 94. >> oh. no, she won't. >> aw. >> we've got another story. you remember the police officer in dover, delaware who did that bake "shake it off" lip-sync? he was just incredible. remember this one? >> yeah. >> well, he tag-teamed with his partner demetrius stevenson. they've got a new number for you. ♪ >> look at that. okay. ♪ turn down for what ♪ >> turn down for what. how about we tu...

He was touched out and reached out for lexia to come see him at his first home game in seattle. all is not lost young lady. >> really good to do that. all is not lost. good she is learning disappointment early in life. there is more coming. one other thing. >> half yard line. look at this video. >> behind the back alley-oop. this video making the round. the kid is a top, 30 recruit out of high school. impressive pass. we have the polka. >> let's do this thing! ♪ politics and foreign wars all the weather all the scores ♪ ♪ that's the "world news" polka around the world and up your street ...