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Fox. catch some fantastic news by going to in the fox light.com. follow me on instagram, @foxlightmichael. >> cookie is one of the greatest characters ever written for television. >> great one liners. >> thank you, michael. >> i want a nickname like that guy. >> we'll think of one for you. >> send me your nicknames for -- >> what would be good? >> i'll stand by for those. >> nothing from you. >> all right. michael, take it. >> coming up, kelley blue book is about to announce the best buys of the year right here on "fox & friends." what is under those tarps? find out. >> you sure are going to f...

>> i'll show you mine, you show me yours. just got to take a shot sometime. it's a nickname i picked in tijuana, they called me tijuana tom down there because nobody beat me arm wrestling. >> you're going to stoney land. >> he's hilarious, he's constantly messing with our gear, once there's a boom mike over you, he'll start playing with it like it's a cat toy. >> like drilling -- >> he's constantly kind of laughing and making jokes of a situation. >> this is the north american sewer salamander, nice trophy for the wall. >> he a bunch of great one liners. hello grandma, you still working as a s...

yes, a moon base. just listen as things got pretty fire ri over immigration. >> is he still the moet anti-immigrant candidate? >> i think of the four of us, yes. >> go ahead, governor. >> that is simply inexcusable. actually, senator marco rubio came to my defense and said that ad was inexcusable, inappropriate. i'm not anti-immigrant. my father was born in mexico. my wife's father was born in whales. they came to this country. the idea that i'm anti-immigrant is repulsive. to say that enforcing the u.s. law to protect our borders, to welcome people here legally, to expand legal immi...

Eric michael di. i thought herman cain was running for president. but i was slightly confused. i wondered whether he was trying to sell fruit and vegetables. 9-9-9, oranges barks thand appl. >> i hate to take a pizza analogy but i think herman cain fade to deliver, so to speak. it was the time. he's been getting by with great one liners. a phenomenal personality. a great stage presence but last night was the time to deliver the goods and some substance. and i don't think he was there. particularly, you know, he kind of got through the 9-9-9 attacks. that plan has been totally discredited. ther...