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Welcome back. let's find out if we have anything wrong so far. for that we go to andy levy. what do you have besides a tatoo on your back? >> i am a sucker for a sassy waitress. >> greg-alogue, obama and the cordoba house. there is something wrong when you preface your statement with "let me be clear" and then you have to clarify. >> and then you say let me be doubly clear. >> he is such a great speaker, but he has to clarify everything he is supposed to be i can making clear. i don't get it. >> i don't get it either. >> what else did he say? >> he did miss out.

Even though the monkey is invisible, it is still there and all of you use the term chimp and monkey interchangeably. they are not the same [bleep] things. >> why do you have to gee angry? >> i have to do this once a week. >> once a week? >> i am sick of being the world's expert of chimps and angry. >> he is angry about getting letters from chimps and/or monkeys. >> i am saving you a lot of hassle. and shame on dodge who refers to susie the chimp as a monkey. >> shame on everyone. >> never buying a dodge again. greg-alogue, facebook, media matters. the guy who posted on facebook about wishing p...

>> that might not be a bean thing. maybe you are giving them an offer. >> i am selling t-shirts at my comedy shows that say that. that's why i threw that out there. >> bill, you refer to the guy with the question marks. that would be matthew lesko. >> no, it is not. of course, it is matthew lesko. >> you should see the house he lives in, andy. it is a giant inflatable question mark. >> wow. >> and he floats from city to city in a hot air balloon. >> are we talking about matthew lescow or bill? the split screen is confusing me. >> now they come to me. >> now i have something to say. >> greg-alo...

More government employees, those people will vote for that thing. pretty soon we will be entirely -- the country will be made up of government employees. >> people will steel until there is nothing -- pipe will steal until there is nothing left to steal. >> and then after that they consume themselves. they turn into a culture of cannibalism. >> that is a great reality show. it is an island and everyone eats each other. now to the greg-alogue. it is a secret sauce for the senses. so during my quest to get a gay bar near the ground zero mosque, all who accused me of provocation, the best bes...

>> how was the beer? >> not bad. >> it seems like he had the last laugh. >> i want to move on. but levi johnston is around for one reason and that's to be a thorn in the side of sarah palin, and he is allowed to be around because the media likes him to be a thorn in the side of sarah palin. if sarah palin will be around, levi johnston will be there to annoy. and it is the press behind this. levi johnston is a pawn, a tool, a dirt bag, a loser. >> did you say tool? >> i did. now to the greg-alogue, fortified with 100% of the minimum daily requirement of awesomeness. >> this water is tasty. >>...