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Your monologue was spot on. they don't participate, they can't succeed, they're not trying to succeed. so i will make myself something different so i can win in my event because i'm the unicorn leaf self, and there's only one of me. i did some research, too, kat, and everyone i found was like, one guy was like, i'm half vampire and half because my parents were a wear wolf, and a vampire so they have both their powers and when i find someone attractive my eyes itch. >> kayleigh: insanity. >> tyrus: you stay away from those people. >> greg: exactly. keep your pronouns on twitter so we can avoid ...

Like freddie mercury would make such a song. >> kayleigh: i never heard this song, apparently it's racey. >> greg: you never heard fat bottom girls. >> kayleigh: no, but my daughter loves freddie mercury because she loves we will rock you, but thank you for not putting it on yoto because i don't want her coming across fat bottom girls. >> greg: kat >> kat: two things, why, oto did this so people would know what yoto is. and of course kids can't know about butts? all kids talk about is butts. >> greg: butts are the funniest thing >> kat: they talk about butts morning rappers talk about butts. >...

He was really sad. these are random. >> tyrus: top of your head. >> jamie: they lived in the house that he bought. [laughter] >> jamie: he dodged a bullet. it's so -- i feel attacked from the monologue, too, because you know, i think you knew, i have a tattoo that says ask me about my tattoo. and so i feel really attacked. nothing is safe anymore with words, i'm surprised they haven't taken the dick out of dictionary at this point. >> greg: yeah. >> jamie: and you know me, i'm a comedian so my pronouns are he --. >> greg: that's cute. that's a joke for all the ages. >> jamie: that's what i'm g...

Special, but it's downhill from there, like marrying kat. >> kat: we're very happy. [laughter] >> greg: so it's over. time to shut down the fake pronouns. if someone demands you to adhere, tell them your pronouns are [bleep] and off. [cheers and applause] >> greg: because promoting a fake attribute, the pronoun makes gender the overriding principle in your lives who actually stop doing anything else of note. you're not only boring now you're boring frefrment at least you can put your pronouns on your grave. too bad no one will bother to visit. >> period! >> greg: let's welcome tonight's guests...

Corresponding to the rise pronoun. like this is where we are as a society. i really want to know why you made me read a cnn article of neo pronouns that was the worst task of my list of things to do today. >> greg: i thought basically this ship has sailed. i really think the pronoun thing is over but i see this and i'm like what is cnn doing? i don't know. >> kayleigh: here's one thing i learned, you can choose any noun and put self at the end and it becomes a pronoun. so leaf, i'm a leaf and if you couldn't refer to me as leaf self you've committed a civil rights violation. it's buried in the...