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Brazen thefts sweeping the country. Gone are the days when shoplifting meant putting a snickers in your pocket then telling the cashier youre just glad to see them. Tyrus ew. Greg now shoplifting means shop lifting the whole store at once and humiliating you in the process. Roll it. Theyre not going to do nothing. Do you have insurance . Do you have insurance. What . Does he have insurance . Yeah he got insurance. No. It hurts me. [bleep] [bleep]. Aint nothing you can do though. Aint nothing you can do. Police, aint nothing you can do until police come in. Hey, hey, no, dont. Hey, aint nothing...

florists shaped casket sprays. the head of the texas funeral director's association brought in an extra funeral coach along with other morticians. some experts at the art of facial reconstruction to assist. all of this happening against the backdrop of persisting questions around the police response to the shooting and deep anger and confusion over why it took law enforcement well over an hour to confront the shooter. on sunday the justice department announced that it is launching a probe into the police response, what's known as a critical incident review. "new york times" reports o...

Your monologue was spot on. they don't participate, they can't succeed, they're not trying to succeed. so i will make myself something different so i can win in my event because i'm the unicorn leaf self, and there's only one of me. i did some research, too, kat, and everyone i found was like, one guy was like, i'm half vampire and half because my parents were a wear wolf, and a vampire so they have both their powers and when i find someone attractive my eyes itch. >> kayleigh: insanity. >> tyrus: you stay away from those people. >> greg: exactly. keep your pronouns on twitter so we can avoid ...

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I think a lot of parents who still use the golden rule you have to talk during the ass whooping. if he would have been comfortable naming ever cigarette as he whooped his ass, would you like some more ultra lights or do you want menthol mother [bleep]. you have to, you have to get more into the beating. you have to enjoy your work. >> greg: yes. >> tyrus: you know? here's the sad part and i said it to you during the video. we've already accepted this because the man videoing, he already had the propaganda. there's nothing you can do. let him go. he was high, he just wanted his one cigarette, h...