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The government sound bad. he's ruining america. he knows people are going to freak out. he treats them like a family going to disney. i'll turn this car around. and they say no, no. he says i will do it. i'm going to shut it down. and it all works out. i don't mind the government shutting down, kat. i think you would agree with me. kat: i do agree with you, greg. and i don't think anybody who supports trump is going to care even fit is his shutdown and he says it's his shutdown. it's for border security. that's one of the things he ran on. the reason why a lot of people voted for him. they are...

Man-splaining. greg: none of these people know people who call them out on stuff. are they all living in their parents' basement talking to their cockatoo? nancy wanted the discussion to be done privately. and poor chuck. every day morphing into the penguin for batman. meanwhile, these guys are working on their act for vegas. >> the president went toe to toe with his new foe and he got man-chucked. i like it because it sounds like martial arts. do i get an amen on my new name of man chuck. i was going with.

>> you are right about that. greg: they are the lenny and squiggy of cable news. i get it. trump made them that way. but this guy, mike pence. as sick to as a -- as stoic as n easter island attraction. he reminds me of me when i watch sara silverman tell a joke. but he's just doing his part to represent trump's grandest promise, a wall. he became at that moment a wall. and trump was saying if we don't have a wall, i'm going to send a thousand pences to the border. they will lock arms and remain motionless. look at pence i did wonder what the hell was he thinking?

Comments. as soon as he said them, i found myself attracted to him. but only then. i think i totally think we did land on the moon, and i totally think someone who doesn't think that is crazy. which is like he can come over. and i don't think that's good, greg it's not going. greg: it seems to be a recurring problem you. kat: it is a recurring problem. i thought i was making progress, but nope, then this happened. greg: comedy shows are being censored in england. >> how about that? (music throughout)

Somebody like they say in my neighborhood who is really thirsty. martin short would be a great choice. but he's too smart to do it. unless you are going to jump in and save the day, joke. greg: i have plans that night. i'm watching the oscars. kat? i'm laughing at my own joke. kat: i know. i would do it. but only for the attention. i mean, i don't get the whole watching the oscars anyway it's basically a party you are not invited to. if someone throws a party and they don't invite me, i say at least there is a window. if i can still watch and tweet about it from afar. that sounds like a fun ni...