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Jokes, what's it like up there? it's just a long night for me -- [laughter] so i stay at home. i enjoying being at home. greg: i don't like bad drinkers -- >> inexperienced. greg: yeah, inexperienced. drinking is a gift you shouldn't -- >> first of all, jim's alibi and symposium in jersey. part of the problem with millennials is they don't know the joy of a good dive bar. greg: i disagree. but go ahead. >> and the other thing, i read the story, and i probably misread it, but i read it as if they were doing that thing they seem to like to do which is to claim ownership or invention of somethi...

Greg: if you were a high school teacher, what subject would you teach? i'm interested -- what do you think, tom? what would you teach? >> i think i'd go gym teacher. greg: really, why? >> just get all the kids back. my gym teacher always tortured me, and, you know, take out my aggression on the youth. greg: yeah. [laughter] you'd make 'em climb the rope, wouldn't you? >> yeah, all the way to the top. no crash pad down below. greg: fantastic. [laughter] mandatory dodgeball as they leave with baseballs. dodgeball with baseballs. [laughter] dodge base, we used to call it. tyrus, i have a feeling ...

Finished down 121. >> how about now? >> you're hired. [laughter] >> so get your bret bear today. >> i'm bret baier in washington, and i'll see you later. [laughter] greg: all right. [cheers and applause] tyrus, what have you got? >> actually, greg, my favorite is one no one has even seen yet. as you know, i sometimes fill as the white house press secretary, and i did it again this week. take a look. [inaudible conversations] >> it's good to be back. if any of you have questions for greg, make it fast. i've got a birthday party to be at in 30 minutes. >> can you tell us how the invitees were se...

You going to be home? [laughter] greg: exactly. >> you're on the set for 12 hours? why you always -- and then when she calls, i'm like, what? i'm not doing nothing! [laughter] i'm trying to work. why are you yelling at me? you yelled at me first when you text me. have you ever noticed now, i heard what you said. no, you didn't, you read what i said. we've become weird. greg: i know. it's gotta change. any chance for a conservative peace movement? >> i think that's great. i'm with you. greg: i think it can happen. i mean, the tea party was a peaceful movement, but it wasn't about peace, it was ...

[laughter] greg: tyrus, i actually do not -- i'm not a big fan of bar drinking at night. i do during the day -- >> you're a day drinker? greg: i like to bring my work with me. >> what are you working on? greg: i actually wrote this book at a bar with. always work when you're drinking, and you feel like you're not a drunk. >> what hours would that start, say six a.m. to six p.m.? greg: no, i would go one to five or when i got blurry. >> awesome. kat, let me ask you a question. [laughter] he's a drunk, isn't he? greg: do you have an opinion? >> i was interviewing you, greg. [laughter] you know w...