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>> yeah. they're all going to vote for me. [cheers and applause] greg: tyrus? >> what are you talking about? trump's president for life, don't you -- [laughter] greg: do you think he's going to have a vote where he gets rid of the term limits? >> right after i become press secretary, yep. i can't wait to to come out and say, forever. [laughter] greg: tom? >> i think it's, the door to celebrity has opened up. but it's not going to be oprah or anybody you think. who was that guy on friends? joey? i think he's -- >> matt leblanc? love him. greg: i do too. especially since his hair went gray. mike...

Ka,. that was the whole point. what about you? what would you teach? >> i couldn't do it. greg: no? >> high school kids terrify me. greg: what about grade school kids? >> even scarier. greg: yeah? what about preschool kids? >> scary too. greg: how about pets? you want to -- >> i will teach sea lions. [laughter] greg: i would do introduction to greg gutfeld, and the curriculum would be my latest book, the gutfeld monologue, available on amazon, simon & schuster or other -- >> there was space on there to get a few more pictures of myself. greg: believe me, i wanted more. we have time for one mor...

Handle. they have a handle. it makes it easier for me to gesture around when i'm talking to my cat. [laughter] >> like this? >> you know, like are, you know, like that when you talk. greg: there is no -- wine tastes the same whether it's in a mug or a wine glass. >> i disagree. >> yeah. disagree. greg: should we do a whole other segment -- >> when you go to a party and they have wine and you have to drink out of the red cup, i'm going home. greg: oh. racist. [laughter] coming up, where the hell do these go at night? we'll answer audience questions. stick around. [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ â...

Kat? >> sea lion trainer. greg: why is that? >> you get to hang out with sea lions, and you tell them to do something and they do it, you give them a fish. >> have you smelled them when they get together? >> yeah, but -- >> it's not good. >> don't crush my dreams. >> i'm sorry. greg: tyrus? >> your boss. >> oh! [laughter] [applause] greg: don't clap. egging him on. i would like to be my own personal masseuse. [laughter] wouldn't that be great? be able to massage yourself? whenever you get a massage, it's never that good. you're going, ah, do more around the neck. ah, you just missed the best p...

Jokes, what's it like up there? it's just a long night for me -- [laughter] so i stay at home. i enjoying being at home. greg: i don't like bad drinkers -- >> inexperienced. greg: yeah, inexperienced. drinking is a gift you shouldn't -- >> first of all, jim's alibi and symposium in jersey. part of the problem with millennials is they don't know the joy of a good dive bar. greg: i disagree. but go ahead. >> and the other thing, i read the story, and i probably misread it, but i read it as if they were doing that thing they seem to like to do which is to claim ownership or invention of something...