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Before i even hit the ground. i knew exactly what happened. everything felt real hot. >> we were on a dismounted patrol on abandoned compound and i stepped on dismantled ied. the beginning of saving private ryan, everything goes cloudy and the hearing, the bells and the smoke, they did a pretty good job. i wasn't even aware of my injury. i just knew that i couldn't stand up. and i kept trying to lead the patrol until my platoon leader kind of patted me on the head you need to worry about getting out of here. >> i was amputated at the knee right at the blast. the blast removed my right leg. >> ...

Stroller. >> i love it. he looks good. you got to love that guy. >> he doesn't look like a grandpa yet. >> he is reportedly dating an adult film star that is half his age. >> now is more appropriate for charlie. >> he's really not ready to be called grandpa yet except during role play. >> stop. move on. >> all right. let's move on to another story, more high brow. the folks at bad lip-reading are at it again. instead of mit romney or biden, they're taking nfl out of context. >> how are you feeling? >> egg roll. i wish i had a breeze running down my leg. i'd kill for a cookie. >> i want it now....

Is that a bother? >> what's wrong with him? >> dare you to spit in that guy's drink. >> i went out with a girl this weekend. we just kept having a ball. i come over to hang out after the game and it's just -- the floors are just bean bags. so i'm a jerk. you have floor bags? you're not living in southeast asia. >> he said, dude, your cat is just pregnant. sid okay, so i won't go and kick her. >> finger time. >> the beanbags. >> that is too good. >> ham bone. anyway, let's move to capitol hill. >> all right. let's get some politics. >> obviously. >> it will not be as funny, i guarantee you that...

Concert so it must carry extra meaning. >> the only meaning it does -- i was actually a cindy lauper guy. the only meaning it has for me is he has grown into his nick nickname. i found next sell to be an old nickname like ham bone and axel and it is on a rocking chair on the parch. axel as young doesn't make sense. >> the rose part should be cactus. >> yes, well, there is a yin and a yang to it. the buddy mulch. he is bringing over the pipes for later. >> opening act tiny, tiny greg gutfeld. >> unnecessary. it is interesting though. it seems to me that rock stars and comedians just don't age w...

The family who were quite shy when it actually came to performing on stage, you loved it. >> i was a ham bone. >> you wanted to be there. you wanted to be little elvis running around. is that true? do you remember that part of it? >> yeah. i remember one night i had 100 some odd fever, i was 5 years old, 6 years old, something like that. my mother wouldn't let me perform. i was bawling all night up in the room. i had to call in sick that night and i couldn't get to put my jumpsuit on. i was crying. that's the one thing i remember. >> what was early life for you and the family in hawaii. >> you...