Mr Darcy To The Rescue - My Weekly
Mr Darcy To The Rescue By “Hello there, I wanted to have a word about the hamster you sold me.” An elderly lady with a face as round as a dinner plate stood on the far side of the counter with her hands tucked up under her breasts as if she were impersonating a rabbit. I’d sold plenty of those in Pets4U. I’d always dreamed of running my own pet store. When it came true, I vowed never to sell animals to dodgy types or unaccompanied children. Reassuringly, most people did their research when it came to taking on a new friend. They knew what they were doing.
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