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Shore. >> colin: you're safe. >> anthony: over thankfully cold beers, i learn who is really the most dangerous animal around here. yeah, that's right -- mr. loveable, funny hippo. always in a tutu in the cartoons, a vicious, unpredictable, and apparently, incredibly fast-moving killer. >> colin: you know, you have to leave here and go for a pee behind the tree there. >> anthony: yeah. >> colin: and come face-to-face with this hippo. the hippo would easily outrun you. one big chomp. big tusks go straight through you, chop you in half. >> anthony: just get between them and their mud-hole, and th...

Big tusks go straight through you, chop you in half. >> just get between them and their mudhole, and they'll be all over you like justin bieber's bodyguards. it can get ugly. what do hippo penises look like? >> i have no idea. >> the hippo never emerges from the water with like a big -- >> no. >> a hippo hard-on? >> not that i've seen. >> really? >> no. they're under water. i don't go snorkeling. >> i find that comforting to know. (vo) dogs have evolved, but their nutritional needs remain instinctual. that's why there's purina one true instinct. nutrient-dense, protein-rich, real meat number o...

Chop you in half. >> just get between them and their mudhole, and they'll be all over you like justin bieber's bodyguards. it can get ugly. what do hippo penises look like? >> i have no idea. >> they don't emerge with a hippo hard-on? >> not that i've seen. >> really? >> no. they're under water. i don't go snorkeling. >> i find that comforting to know.