The Mendoza Line: Texas threatens Dallas County with 'Cruzification' for trying to help minorities
Posted By Corbin Mendoza on Mon, Feb 8, 2021 at 10:42 AM click to enlarge The Cruz serum transforms Republicans into amplified, over-the-top, sniveling, self-serving, double-talking assholes. We understand that in the current political environment it can be really tough to tell the difference between real news stories and satire, which is precisely why we're letting you know that the Mendoza Line is a weekly work of satire. The Department of State Hea...