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I was that bad ass, too. and i wanted to be, so my hand was raised for anything. anything meaning any type of business that needed to be taken care of, my hand was up for it. my tattoos, i have a lot of them. i have some that actually are hits inside of prison. lightning bolts are for hits on the inside of the left arm. like these right here are a hit on like a black or a mexican. >> how did you get those? >> i stabbed somebody. i got a swastika on my stomach that i did another hit. i tried to cover it up, actually, after i dropped out. that was for somebody at high desert, i stabbed a crip at...

We go through an awful lot just to get naked with people. >> only time i get hit on is last call at bar. weird time of night right? lights go on, feels rapey all of a sudden. some dude in full blackout walking at me like a zombie, pointing at his own [ bleep ], here. i'm like, i'll get us a cab. >> romance is a great source for comedy because everybody wants it. and also romance gives people instant vulnerability, stakes are really high, and whenever the stakes are really high, funny [ bleep ] is going to happen. >> did you want to see some brochures? >> this is so awkward, i really want you t...

Switched from wretched immigrants today are the best of us model. i wanted to speak out a little bite and point out that, if we are taking refugees, this is an act of charity, this is something that we are probably taking a hit on, and we can't discount the hard work and often successful work we do in training of the next generation of americans and act like somebody arriving on our shores, who come from the worst circumstances in the world and who are taught views that are antithetical to our own is, on average, on average, not prepared to be as good an american as our own children so when co...

Women know what men want, men know what men want. what do we want? we want women. that's it. it's the only thing we know for sure. it really is. we want women. how do we get them? oh, we don't know about that. >> the reason relationships are fertile area for comedy is because what do you look for in life anything more than love except maybe money? and money's so not funny. >> how many women's purses are about five pounds heavier in case you have to sleep elsewhere tonight? you guys may think we're spontaneous but women have to pack for these events. >> in a relationship or dating for a couple ...

Women know what men want, men know what men want. what do we want? we want women. that's it. it's the only thing we know for sure. it really is. we want women. how do we get them? oh, we don't know about that. >> the reason relationships are fertile area for comedy is because what do you look for in life anything more than love except maybe money and that's so not funny. >> how many women's purses about five pounds heavier in case we do sleep elsewhere? you guys may think we're spontaneous but women have to pack for these events. >> in a relationship or dating for a couple of days, recognize t...