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In Denmark, they have a claymation children's show that's about a man with a very long magic penis, over which he has no control and which gets him into all kinds of wacky situations. I'll wait until you go back and check to make sure I told you this is a children's show. It is, and a critic who saw all the episodes says it's harmless and "very Danish." Others say it's probably not the best message for kids. And the broadcaster responds that it could have just as easily been "about a woman with no control over her vagina." Admit it, now you want to see this thing for yourself....

Do you know your neighbors? I mean, do you really know who they are? Because one Tennessee couple had neighbors next door who seemed nice and quiet and became close friends and... no, this is not going in a dark direction. What the couple discovered only after a year of friendship was their neighbor with the English accent was a celebrity -- Adam Ant, of all people. This was in the early 2000s, and Adam and his wife divorced and moved away but left behind boxes of stuff that turned out to be a massive trove of random memorabilia which is now being returned to Adam and his ex. ...